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Dear Rush: 

You’ve been coming across as a big, brave man lately, front and center on lots of hot issues. You even have some folks believing that our new president is scared of you.  

But something isn’t right here. If you’re so sure of your views, so confident that your opponents tremble before your wit and wisdom, why do you only appear on news shows with “friendly" hosts?

Maybe you can forgive me for wondering if maybe, just maybe, when we peel away that bravado all we’ll find is a hot-aired chicken cowering behind that Golden Microphone, finger always ready on the button to kill any call that threatens to make him look bad.

Mr. Limbaugh, I think you’ve got “Sarah Palin Syndrome,” and I hope you’ll prove me wrong. So I’m asking you to go ahead and do something you’ve never done before. Debate a real opponent. (Sorry, your callers don't count. Neither does Hannity, or Letterman or that quickie with Haines.) I’d suggest a showdown with Colbert, or Jon Stewart, or Keith Olbermann.  I’ll bet they’re ready for you any time.

Now, I think that these lions of the Left will make mincemeat of you if you venture beyond the safety of those plush EIB Studios in New York City.  But maybe you’ll prove me wrong.

I hope you’ll think about it. The time has come, after all, for you to prove that you’re more than a gutless blowhard. (It seems that CNN's Campbell Brown agrees with us.)

Standing by to hear from you,

Pinko Pete, San Francisco

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